Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Electric Barbarella

I'd used to think that I love this Duran Duran’s song… Electric  Barbarella. I wonder why… So, downloaded it… the first 3 minutes listening to it, I asked myself ‘why do I like this song?’ Half way of the song, maybe later! but, it’s out from my whatever list.

I’m nobody Cinderella… Not yet. Neither is he is my prince charming… I’m terrified… didn’t realize when all the just for fun became it look like serious though. My bad because I did not know how to pull myself out… Didn’t he remember that I’m his…. It’s now I understand that man can really be blinded by thing called LOVE. He looks like he is so mad at what we have in common. Even if the situation is different, I’m still terrified. If we were to meet 29 years ago, I might give it a chance. But, I wasn’t here yet that time… lol… I should told him that my ears are all for you when you need them. I do think that what we have now is great. But, I’m still waiting for the splendid moment of my life, in which you won’t be there.

How to exactly ‘menarik rambut dari dalam tepung, rambut tidak putus dan tepung tidak ….. ' Damn, I did not remember the tidak ape la.. lol!

My twin must be said ‘tu la, gedik sangat…’

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

A date with Lu Yu

Lu Yu.. She is not the prettiest artist in Hong Kong. But, she has that something that made me glued to the tv… basically there would be a guest artist which will be interviewed by her… I watched few episodes… John Woo, Sammi Cheng and few others…ok, that's a bit about Lu Yu...

Last week (i've written this last year.. just remembered about it now), I was asked to teman my ….. for a dinner. I don’t consider it was a date because it was not … I was made to ‘teman’ should I says…

So, I’m just ok... 

Is it ok if I ask my mum to come with us? He asked me… as long as the bills is on you, you could ask anyone… your mum, your daughters, your wives. I’m ok with it…

We arrived at his mum’s house... it was about 9 something at that time… his mum was about to go to bed already… seems uninterested to join us…

Can we just dine here? His mum cooked something earlier the day…

There goes my nasi goreng paprik udang… it should be fine, I said….

So, make yourself at home… he said to me…

What the crap?

You know what, maybe you could make some fried omelet, there’s ikan bilis…. Bla…bla… bla…

I’m so not prepared for this… I’m just a Martha Stewart wannabe then…

This is nice… he said. The foods, the feeling, the we… if I could in my own words to sum up what he said while we are eating that night…. Seriously, I wish I didn’t agree with you just now…

You look tired… come, I send you home… oh, finally! Yeah, ok…

Thank you so much for the dinner… it was nice… I really appreciate it…. Can we just pretend what happened just now is never actually happen? Thanks to you too…

I wish I was more firm with myself… it’s all right to just say ‘NO’. 


The very next day, he said how good he felt that night… bla… bla…bla… he wasn’t supposed to. How could he?

He is not serious dude! Relax! You know man like him… its middle age crisis, you know him better right? And most importantly, you know yourself better…

Ok, I’m such a drama queen… those are only me talking to myself… 

Friday, April 23, 2010

Excuse me Sir!

I have a question for you... Here’s my situation.

Long time ago, ok, not long time ago. There is a person who caught drinking beer at a club. Then, your people said the punishment is so not liberal… there ware no fuss of what this person did wrong, only on the judgment which was so not liberal, as your people said…

Then, before that not long time there is another. One of this someone's son; proudly publishing his ‘I’m the rich and famous’ pictures. Beers, hot and sexy babe and a yacht! See, he is really living on $$$. I wonder where he got those $$$$. I bet, those picture was so famous but it just some pictures for people like you.

And then, comes this poor Zaid… he WAS during his time with you… I’ll bet you remember that. It’s not that I’m going to put anything in your hand… because I’m not that dumb as those dummies…Actually, I did not really know facts about these Zaid things. I’m not reading or watching your version of news since you break my heart… since you made me felt like choking every time I heard or read them. What I know is that he got the front page, exclusive for him… LAME!

My question is… just forget it… you and your people are very lousy at this… right Sir? 

But, was it our $$$$ that he spent on his luxurious lifestyle? Damn!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

photoshop for dummies...

have you seen the other version of the photo? I think those nasty fella from you-know-what should read this book... Lol!
more interesting photo here... 


coundn't careless....

1st July 1958 - 25 July 2009
We will always remember you

You send me one message...
Malaysia... that is only one...
We have no race...
We have no religion...
and we only human...
our blood is still red...

We all are Malaysian...

found this one in Facebook pages... tribute to someone...

as always, some Malaysian did what we did best... lol! I want to leave some comment but i've to like the pages to be able to do so... 

Damn!! hate it when seeing such stupidity...

ON cloud 9

Someone asked me ‘awak suke berangan?’ I said ‘who didn’t?’

She said she always berangan of her dream man… man who is near impossible to exist in the real world… the one you always met in novel and TV. The bestest of the best…

So I asked her, ‘what if at any time, you meet someone from the real life?’ someone not from your dream. What would you do then?

She stumbles… I know exactly what it means… most probably here

l'incertitude...

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Google translate…

This is my new toy… it’s fun, interesting, multi-tongue… lol… I used Google translate in most of my FB updates… hicks!

I know a bit of French… being addicted to French since our dearie Mr.Richard Johari James thought us to sing I’ll Survive, French version of course during our French class… I miss all his class… haha…

I think the Google translate is quite accurate… sometimes! I’ve tried translated few words into Malay, quite true. The best part is it can pronounce the translation…

It’s not like those translations in pirated VCD/DVD… you may learnt few strange words if you read those whatever translation. Recently, Umi bought The Three Idiot DVD. Not only the title but the translation is also IDIOT… semborono I tell you… lol… the funny is they just translate all the simple words and the words? Malay, English and Indo all imx up whenever they like it… hilarious than the movie itself… IDIOT!

Ma chanson préférée? Avez-vous déjà vu la pluie… J'ai entendu le premier dans un film ‘The Longest Yard”

Saturday, April 10, 2010

odds and ends...

Ai Ai Sir…

I dreamt of Sir Alex last night… he told me that it’s over for MU… I should have told him 'Sorry Sir,  I never on your side…' sob... sob... sob...
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Toy Story &Toy Story 2

Come on, are people at Disney becoming lazy nowadays?
Are there dare enough to 3D-ing Lord of The Rings? Lol!
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Kerja Dari Rumah…

No punch card, no ironing, no traffic, no bla.. bla.. bla…
Wakes up anytime you want cause it’s your call.
If you can be super discipline, it going to be great… 
otherwise you know better… 

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

3D anywhere.. :D

nice, single, extended age...

It is not the first time I met someone nice but… SINGLE… at an extended age…

It made me asked myself ‘Why?’

Was she accidentally refused her jackpot? Or was she miscalculated the sign? Or whatever…

There is someone, somewhere made for us right? But, why it took them so long to hit their jackpot?

Seriously, I felt like asking them ‘why?’ What is the history behind your singletini life? Was it a choice or you are indeed still waiting for that moment? Or is there any diaries or journal which I can read? Maybe I could show you what you missed? Ok, too much of my fantasy… lol… literally, initiating such conversation would be a bit awkward… damn!

But seriously, why???
 - Is there any person which are normal prefer a lonely, boring and unproductive life? Sorry singletini… it is indeed boring if you have no one to share your life with…
 - Is her so called match-made in heaven mistakenly took by someone else?
 - What did they see in love and man? I know man are suck but just look at your father, your brother, or your  yet to born son… or any other man who are not…

Love? Its heartfelt… your heart could fall apart thousand times but still it hunger for love… it’s something that worth the ‘everything’… 

I’m pretty sure most of them once have that ‘moment’. But, what happens during that moment is something they can’t undo…

Someone told me this ‘recently, I met someone… someone stranger, but dare to ask her number and said to her that he likes her… something which she dreamt of… but the thing is he is not her type… she realize that he might be the one but she was too use to the concept that says ‘the grass is always greener on the other side’ even she knew that it’s not true. It occurred to her that it might be the ‘moment’ she is waiting for life… but then again, she is willing to take the risk.' Risk which now is a lesson to those who have to best define their dull single life without he who was once ‘not my type…’ it’s a lesson learnt the hardest way I guess.

On of my dearest auntie met the love of her life at 40’s. I knew someone, still haven’t found her ‘moment’ and I doubt that she is waiting anymore.

Me? I’m just confused as always… ever since I doubt that my once so certain George Clooney wasn’t going to be Mr. Clooney himself… he could be any other man in this tiny little world…

the bestest 'i hate u' song...

See I don’t, know why..I liked you so much
I gave you all...of my trust
I told you I loved you...now that’s all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know (ahhh) that I feel

What I said it don’t mean shit now
The presents might as well throw 'em out
All those kisses, it didn’t mean jack
You...you!!! I don’t want you back (ahhh)

You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya asking for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz you're done with me

Ya questioned, did I care?
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my "great one"
Now its...over...but I truly mean I am sad
It hurt real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe

What I said it don’t mean shit now
The presents might as well throw em out
All those kisses it didn’t mean jack
You, you, I don’t want you back...

Monday, April 05, 2010

tribute to....

Ustaz cakap, bile ade org meninggal kite sedekahkan al-Fatihah atau pun bace Yassin…

Now, when there are someone who is ‘someone’ passed away, they did not do what we usually do… they would play songs such as Spice Girl, Ungu, Whitney Houston and such… they call it tribute to ……. Then, there would be PERGI version of that people… such as PERGI for Yasmin Ahmad, PERGI for Din Beramboi… Now, not only FUNNY can make you laugh…

Seriously???

Tapi, orang melayu memang tak kisah disesatkan...